Gadgets for the One Percent

Yahoo.com’s Gadgets for the One Percent

Elephant Hotdog Cooker

Hotdogs taste better if it seems like they are actually part of an animal.  Even if it does happen to be an elephant!

Tutortogs – Baby Stimulating Shirts

If you don’t wear these shirts you are a bad mother

 

14 Weird and Uselss Products

Break.com’s 14 Weird and Useless Products

All Ears Phone Case

This will really help you be an incognito iPhone user

Steak Bouquet

These are roses you definitely don’t want to smell

source: hungeree.com

Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield

Or you can just wear pants that fit

Source: lovelyish.com

Pic Nic Pants

If you are wearing pants that double as a table to eat on, you might have a problem .

Just make sure nobody ever sees you barefoot

128oz Texas Flask

How do you sneak this in to the football stadium?