Basketball Popcorn Popper

I’m confident that some day I will find the perfect combination of sports fanaticism and kitchen appliance that will make me forget about how silly the combination is.

FlyeBaby Infant Airplane Seat

On a scale from 1 to 10, how much of a curmudgeon am I if I request a new seat after the mom behind me informs me that I can’t recline in my chair because she has her baby propped up against it.

Suzy Kuzy Beer Koozie Mitt

So many unanswered questions: Is this simply meant as a fashion accessory for your beer? Are you worried if your beer is in a regular koozie, that it’s prone to dropping? Is your hand meant to be at the same comfortable temperature that your beer is at?

Caffeinated Sugar

There’s an evil part of me that wants to bake a cake for a child’s birthday party and send the kids home with a caffeinated sugar high. There’s a practical side of me that just wants caffeinated blueberry muffins.

27 May

Candle Fork

Candle Fork

I’m in favor of anything that gets me to cake faster. Just make sure you blow out the candle before digging in.

23 May

Beer Savers

Beer Savers

I’d like to meet the person that can’t finish a bottle of beer.

Freddy Krueger Toilet Cover

Things I do not want to see in the bathroom when I wake up to pee at 3am.

Via: Incredible Things

Budweiser Bowtie Can

A bowtie doesn’t make it any less of a redneck beer.

Wine Cork Tuxedo

Just be careful not to include any of your Charles Shaw corks.

source: BitRebels.com

15 May

Brief Jerkey

Brief Jerkey

This is exactly what I think of when I hear the term: Edible Undies

 

Source: Foodbeast.com