Do We Really Need That | Archive

4 Mar

Daddle Saddle

Yee haw!

3 Mar

What would Critical Mass be like with 5o0 concurrent Turbospokes? I don’t want to know the answer.

28 Feb

I want to get birds in and out as quickly as possible, not make them call down for late checkout.

25 Feb

Mavis Beacon would not approve

14 Jan

I thought the benefit of being a man was getting in and out of the bathroom quickly

9 Jan

4 Dec

So you don’t stop thinking about food, even for one second, during the day.

20 Nov

For parents with slightly higher aspirations for their child than the parents who would buy this.

6 Sep

How many piledrivers until you’re left with a flat heap of plastic?

11 Aug

This will set you back $25,000, but the Dream House is still sold separately.