To remind you how close you are to Jesus
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As if driving a truck doesn’t say enough about your patriotism!
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Why are you looking in the sky for breathtaking fireworks?
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It’s exactly how I imagined our Independence Day!
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EVERYONE will want to talk to you, if you wear these beauts to your 4th of July party!
Perhaps you’re not much of a hunter, but at least you can look like one when you light your bbq grill with a rifle.
Do you think the phrase “This is my steak, touch it and die” will fit?
I’m sure this is delicious. In fact, I’d try it myself. I just wouldn’t leave the bottle around. The last thing I’d want is for my guests to assume I’m grilling the possum I ran over last night.
Step 1: Open a beer. Step 2: Drink beer. Step 3: Man the grill. Step 4: Remember that you left your beer by the cooler and failed to put it in your remote controlled beverage delivery system. Yup, this requires way too much planning ahead.