Category Archives: Holiday

Jersey Shore Christmas Ornaments

To remind you how close you are to Jesus

 

Steak Bouquet

These are roses you definitely don’t want to smell

source: hungeree.com

14 Feb

Meat Heart

Meat Heart

Best Valentine’s Day gift ever!

I Love Boxing Day Coffee Mug

How else will people know?

Merry Christmas

Our Favorite Silly Christmas Hats

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Light Up Turkey Hat

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Thanksgiving Dinner Dog Food

Turkey, Cranberry, and Pumpkin Pie Gum

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Special Thanksgiving Apron

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Turkey Costume for the Kiddo

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Turkey Hat

20 Oct

GPS Jesus

GPS Jesus

A small baby jesus would be quite difficult to sneak into your teenage daughter’s car to keep track of where she’s going.

Patriotic Truck Decor

As if driving a truck doesn’t say enough about your patriotism!

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Fireworks T-Shirt

Why are you looking in the sky for breathtaking fireworks?

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4th of July Lady -Poster

It’s exactly how I imagined our Independence Day!

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LED Patriotic Shutter Shades

EVERYONE will want to talk to you, if you wear these beauts to your 4th of July party!

Our Favorite BBQ Accessories for Memorial Day

Perhaps you’re not much of a hunter, but at least you can look like one when you light your bbq grill with a rifle.

Do you think the phrase “This is my steak, touch it and die” will fit?

I’m sure this is delicious.  In fact, I’d try it myself.  I just wouldn’t leave the bottle around.  The last thing I’d want is for my guests to assume I’m grilling the possum I ran over last night.

Step 1:  Open a beer.  Step 2:  Drink beer.  Step 3:  Man the grill.  Step 4:  Remember that you left your beer by the cooler and failed to put it in your remote controlled beverage delivery system.  Yup, this requires way too much planning ahead.