With Jesus on your side, you’re sure to shed those extra 50 pounds.
Category Archives: Health
25 Oct
Dieting with Jesus Magnets
21 Oct
Get Fit in Bed Book
15 Oct
Chocolate Pills
If you can resist eating 25 chocolate pills at a time, this might actually work for you
11 Oct
Airplane Seat Covers
Other OCD products currently in development: movie seat covers, bus seat covers, and park bench covers.
A word of warning for the poorly endowed: consuming in large amounts may cause loose bowels. Loose bowels are significantly more embarrassing than small breasts.
Move over match.com, here come electronic cigarettes that tell you when another fake smoker is near!
Source: New York Times
17 Aug
Air Conditioner Spray Can
A can containing flammable materials that you’re encouraged to spray freely on yourself to cool down. Imagine how hot you’ll be when you set yourself on fire.
29 Jul
Potty Mitts
Here’s a good plan: Let’s teach our kids to be OCD instead of teaching them how to wash their hands properly.
26 Jul
Swiggies
You may be the most ridiculous looking person at the gym, but at least you’ll be well hydrated.