Do We Really Need That » Beauty

Lipstick Knife

Dana — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:40:09 +0000

This could go very very wrong

Dana — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 13:34:16 +0000

Make people think you are picking your nose, without really using your own finger…that would be disgusting.

Dana — Thu, 06 May 2010 14:20:24 +0000

Don’t take a chance on growing your own unstylish mustache.

robin — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:22:44 +0000

Practice safe ponytails.

robin — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:41:54 +0000

Ah yes, the satisfaction of cheating death every morning.

*Submitted by Carrie.

robin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:51:13 +0000

If there is a point in my old age when I am no longer able to rely on my senses to tell me I’ve wet myself, please euthanize me.

robin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:45:41 +0000

Dear America, this is why you’re fat.

Dana — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:00:14 +0000

What looks worse, a bleeding cut, or what would appear to be a pickle stuck to your skin?

robin — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 03:17:11 +0000

200mg of caffeine in every shower!