Do We Really Need That » Baby

Temporary Tattoos for Babies

Dana — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:55:28 +0000

There are some things that aren’t cute just because they involve babies…

Mommy Mittens

robin — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:27:45 +0000

I’m not a parent, so maybe I just don’t get it. Is it really that hard to use one glove for each hand and walk a child in a stroller at the same time?

The Haircut Umbrella

Dana — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 13:50:09 +0000

It would be disastrous if even a single strand touched the floor

Nosefrida – Suck the boogers from your baby’s nose

Dana — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 13:22:26 +0000

Why stop at sucking your baby’s boogers? Entire groups of people are being left out: friends, other family, neighbors, coworkers, and I can go on and on…

GPS Jesus

Dana — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:34:41 +0000

A small baby jesus would be quite difficult to sneak into your teenage daughter’s car to keep track of where she’s going.

Monkey Bottle Hugger

Dana — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 13:10:41 +0000

Instill a debilitating fear of monkeys at an early age

Mommy, Why is there a Server in the House – Book for Kids

Dana — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 13:23:20 +0000

Make that awkward server conversation a little more palatable

Baby Slippers

Dana — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 13:05:23 +0000

A baby that always smiles, never cries, AND rubs your feet? Sign me up!

Buzzfeed’s Birthday List for Your Spoiled Child

robin — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 11:55:40 +0000

Buzzfeed’s Birthday List for Your Spoiled Child

Baby Perfume

Dana — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 13:52:02 +0000

Spray it on your older kids for that fresh new baby scent