There are some things that aren’t cute just because they involve babies…
Category Archives: Baby
30 Jan
Temporary Tattoos for Babies
9 Jan
Mommy Mittens
I’m not a parent, so maybe I just don’t get it. Is it really that hard to use one glove for each hand and walk a child in a stroller at the same time?
25 Nov
The Haircut Umbrella
It would be disastrous if even a single strand touched the floor
Why stop at sucking your baby’s boogers? Entire groups of people are being left out: friends, other family, neighbors, coworkers, and I can go on and on…
20 Oct
GPS Jesus
A small baby jesus would be quite difficult to sneak into your teenage daughter’s car to keep track of where she’s going.
30 Sep
Monkey Bottle Hugger
Instill a debilitating fear of monkeys at an early age
Make that awkward server conversation a little more palatable
26 Aug
Baby Slippers
A baby that always smiles, never cries, AND rubs your feet? Sign me up!
2 Aug
Baby Perfume
Spray it on your older kids for that fresh new baby scent