Do We Really Need That | Author Archives

6 Apr

Steak Bouquet

These are roses you definitely don’t want to smell

5 Apr

Or you can just wear pants that fit

4 Apr

If you are wearing pants that double as a table to eat on, you might have a problem .

3 Apr

Just make sure nobody ever sees you barefoot

1 Apr

30 Mar

This wig is multipurpose: it makes a great costume and it solves the problem of embarrassing baby baldness.

29 Mar

It makes sense for the coolest part of the design to be on the bottom of the pan…

26 Mar

Show people what you are really made of

24 Mar

This is an actual piece of wood you can buy, just so you have a visual while uttering the phrase “knock on wood”. Completely necessary.